|Left to right, frankenfruit, normal apple, frankenfruit|
I walked into my local union Smith's Supermarket and at the front of the fruit department were some strange stacks of large red-orange spheres. Papayas? Too big. Some kind of new Thanksgiving pumpkin? Gords from New Guinea or somewhere, squash maybe?
They were damn apples. They were twice as big as any apples I've ever seen. The size of grapefruit. They have to be GMOs, genetically modified organisms. That's a full sized dinner plate they're sitting on in the picture. They're the size of a damn softball.