My oatmeal is beginning to cook down!
Seriously, the number one story on my Yahoo home page is about some broad in England going into labor. It's the same thing on my Google news page, which I don't use much any more except for purposes such as this so as to deny the Google Corporation the ability to compile me and analyze me and sell me for a profit, and let the NSA in on it while they're at it. I wear boxer shorts, OK President Obama? Sometimes I forget to put them on when I come out of the bedroom. I consort with Communists and Socialists and Anarchists, who are a much better class of people than the murderers, thugs and cowards you surround yourself with.
Duchess of Cambridge my ass. And there's a dragon tied to a hitching post in my parking space.