Monday, May 4, 2015

Governor Holds Press Conference In Vacant Lot To Highlight Impact Of Her Policies

Governor Susana Martinez today promised to use the proceeds of a settlement the US government is paying for repeated radiation leaks at its New Mexico facilities to pick up trash, clear weeds and fix broken down fences in properties left vacant by businesses closing and moving out of state.

To stress the impact her policies have had on the state the governor showed up at the press conference drunk, slurring her words and confusing the person who introduced her for herself.

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