He had me from that opening video where he fixes a riding mower stalled on a railroad track by talking Mowerwegian to it over the phone. That's a rare talent.
As a young teacher living in poverty I took care of all these kind of issues myself. Now having joined the top 1% I hire a former student of mine as my "small engine whisperer". His theory is that all small engines are female which is why they can be hard to start. He's a young studly guy whereas I....:(